...Ok, since many of you find my dream journals amusing, I'll humor you all with the third dream journal!

Ok, I was in this kithcen, with like 3 or 4 people, they kinda looked like my friends but weren't. We were all quoteing different phrases from movies and tv. I say one from the Simpsons. A girl asks "..what's 'The Simpsons'..?". We all chuckle, and I magically summon a remote on my hand, and turn on a tv.

We see a weird episode of the Simpsons, were all of the sudden, the police station exploded, with ribs coming out all over the place, and Chief Wiggum lying on the ribs. Someone offers to helo him up, but he refueses, because he feels too comfortable. Then he proceseds to eat the ribs close to him. The the other 2 cops that are always with him start screaming "Oh NO! The ants are coming!". Colonies of ants are getting on the ribs, suddenly it was being bathed in bbq sauce. Then there was this one ant that was on a rock, and the "camera" made an extreme closeup of it's face, and it stared menacingly at the camera. Suddenly, we're at Moe's bar, were a small group of people ran inside to hide, and Moe gave them guns and they hid under a trap door. The people in the bar were actually criminals hiding from a detective. The detectie comes in, and then thimgs get..interesting

Suddenly, it's not a Simpsons episode, and we're all live action, and I'm the bartender, and I look like Snake Plisskin, eyepatch and all The detective comes to me, and tries to intimidate me to tell on the people who were running away. I dismiss him, and he stays in the bar to "chiil out". Suddenly, this girl that looked like a cross, I swear, like a cross between Cameron Diaz ("TheMask" version) and Scarlett Johansen. She flirts around with me and I give her a drink. Later the detectve is talking with her, I hear him say "that bartender actually scares me....". Then Scarlett Cameron (as I affectionately call her lol) is being teased by her friends for flirting with me. Then, it gets odd

The girls stands, and music floods the bar, and suddenly she starts dancing and everybody in the bar as well, like a Brittany Spears video or something, and she starts singing I don't remember the entire song, but I remember the opening: "People say I'm easy, but they're wrong. I'm just fun. And sometimes I just need a taste test!" And begins the chorus: "I just need a taste test, taste test. I just need a taste test, taste test!". The "video" continues with dances that would make the current Shakira blush and pray, I don't remember the rest of the song, but I remember how it ended! It suddenly winds down with like a symphony, and at the very end in a sprano like voice, the ending of the song: "..you ass looks like it belongs in a museummmm!".

And with that, I actually woke up Must be something in the water in Connecticut (btw, for those who didn't know, I'm visiting some friends here in Connecticut, but will be back by Thanksgiving, been here for like a week and a half now). So, with that new pop song sensation "Taste Test", I bid thee a farewell for now Lol, "your ass looks like it belongs in a museummm!"...I still don't know if that's a compliment or an insult! In any event, God bless, luv you all!