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  • Listening to: Youtube 100s Challenge Videos
  • Reading: Kuroko's Basketball
  • Watching: RE: Listening to
  • Playing: NBA 2K13
  • Eating: Popcorn soon enough!
  • Drinking: Coke soon enough!
Yeah, that nagging cough turned out to be the beginning stage of bronchitis, but went soon enough to the doc before it got worse XD But meh, the beat goes on, and I got a lot to get up to speed on! Onward and upwards!!!!!! *cough, cough*

Totally unrelated, but a friend on facebook said what was the worse movie he had ever seen. It made me think to which one was mine. I took into account not to include movies that are "so bad it's good" like The Room or Pumpkin, or movies that were just plain boring to me, and I hate to have to admit this, I actually kind of found Avengers: Age of Ultron kind of boring. I went for a movie that actually made me wish I had not seen it, and THAT is an achievement in and of itself, because I always try to take something positive or some entertainment value on what I decide to sit down and watch. So it boiled down to a tie:

The early 2000s Daredevil movie and the more recent Ricki and the Flash. The only 2 movies that I was actually physically, literally, angry that I watched that movie.

Daredevil was a rental back in the day because I kept hearing people saying "it was BETTER than Spider-Man!!!!" I was like "holy shit, BETTER!? Daredevil is my second favorite Marvel character and though I thought Matt Damon looked more like Matt Murdock, I'll check it out!" The girlfriend I had at the time hated it so much she didn't finish it while we were watching it. And when the credits finally ended, I noticed I had formed fists and was clenching my teeth. And it was the whole scene between Matt and Electra when he's trying to find out her name. That's when it lost me. No, not even the cheesy "you know what sound that is? JUSTICE!" line from earlier in the subway, it was...that scene. And Colin Farrell as Bullseye. I didn't mind Kingpin so much. So what do I do? Last month I bought the dvd, theatrical cut AND director's cut (which I've never seen), AND Electra (which I did see once. I liked it better than Daredevil. Jennifer Garner :heart: ). Why? Because the Netflix Daredevil series won't have season 3 until 2018 and I needed my fix. Yes, that purchase that day was me jonesing for Daredevil stuff. At least all three dvds came out to $8 for all three. That's how much I LOVE the Netflix Daredevil series (even if I dare say that they dropped the ball in season 2 with the Electra story arc. The Punisher story arc more than compensates for it, though).

Ricki and the Flash....oh. My. God. What a mess of a movie. I love Meryl Streep. From Kramer vs Kramer (an all-time fave of mine) to The Devil Wears Prada, I love her. She has her missteps now and then, but with the legendary career she's had, it can slide sometimes. But I think the ABBA fest Mama Mia! traumatized her as a singer. It was pretty...bad. Then she had singing coaching for Into The Woods (another movie that fell into the "I didn't hate it, just got bored" category) and she tries singing more old school rock in this one. I have to say, that was the WORST acting I EVER saw from her. The story was all over the place, the directing was all over the place, it's like they tried to cram 3 different movies into 1 and at some point the actors just gave up. I don't know who's fault this movie sucked so bad to me, all I know is that I got PISSED! LOL Even now I feel the anger welling up in my throat. Oh, sorry, that was just a cough from the bronchitis, moving on.

It's been a LONG time since I've written a journal like this. Feels kind of nice, actually. Thank you guys if any of you bothered reading all this nonsense. Catch you all next time!
-Cough, cough
  • Listening to: Youtube 100s Challenge Videos
  • Reading: Kuroko's Basketball
  • Watching: RE: Listening to
  • Playing: NBA 2K13
  • Eating: Popcorn soon enough!
  • Drinking: Coke soon enough!
Hey everybody! Sorry I kind of fell of the face of the interweb here, a few updates:

1- I had spent nearly a month on vacation in Spain (!?).
2- I had PC troubles.
3- Once I fixed my PC troubles, I had internet problems XD
4- Once the internet problem was fixed surprisingly fast, my laptop updated to the recent update of Windows 10 and it made the wifi card, scanner/printer, and other stuff get out of whack (which I'm still trying to fix up lol).
5- Fall semester has begun.

So, yeah, I've been drawing and writing this whole time, just that it's been difficult to actually get it out there XD But now that I've somewhat gotten the ground under my feet, my webcomics SHOULD be updating next week at the latest and my youtube videos should be stating today. How have you guys been? XD
-Alvaro

Here are some links!

www.truthfulcomics.com 
www.enterthedangerzone.weebly.com 
www.theduckwebcomics.com/user/LanceDanger/
www.youtube.com/user/LanceDanger
www.allpoetry.com/LanceDanger

Connect with me!
www.facebook.com/serenechaosart/
www.twitter.com/LanceDanger
www.instagram.com/lancedanger/
www.prospectoarts.tumblr.com/
www.lance-danger.deviantart.com/

My portfolio and online shops!
www.acjr.carbonmade.com/
www.etsy.com/shop/VintageMangaEtc

  • Listening to: Aerosmith: A Little South of Sanity
  • Reading: Webcomics
  • Watching: YouTube videos
  • Playing: Super Mario Galaxy
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: Dr Pepper Cherry!
Hey everybody, hope all is well!

I have been updating the last few weeks Fred Peterson The Mighty Warlord and it's been FUN! I eliminated all the filler as well, so it doesn't interrupt the flow of the reading. Come on over and give it a try, just out of curiosity I checked and it's on the verge of entering the top 100 at the duck for the first time since stats were added to the site again and for the first time since I've started updating again :)
www.theduckwebcomics.com/Fred_…
  • Listening to: Aerosmith: A Little South of Sanity
  • Reading: Webcomics
  • Watching: YouTube videos
  • Playing: Super Mario Galaxy
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: Dr Pepper Cherry!
Hey everyone, hope all is well!

Sorry I've been a bit MIA, here's the breakdown:

My mother had gotten sick again, two friends under two different circumstances passed away in the span of one week from each other, and school has been incredibly hectic.

Throughout the week I'll be getting up to speed and catching up with everyone, have a safe Memorial weekend!
  • Listening to: Youtube 100s Challenge Videos
  • Reading: Kuroko's Basketball
  • Watching: RE: Listening to
  • Playing: NBA 2K13
  • Eating: Popcorn soon enough!
  • Drinking: Coke soon enough!
Yeah, that nagging cough turned out to be the beginning stage of bronchitis, but went soon enough to the doc before it got worse XD But meh, the beat goes on, and I got a lot to get up to speed on! Onward and upwards!!!!!! *cough, cough*

Totally unrelated, but a friend on facebook said what was the worse movie he had ever seen. It made me think to which one was mine. I took into account not to include movies that are "so bad it's good" like The Room or Pumpkin, or movies that were just plain boring to me, and I hate to have to admit this, I actually kind of found Avengers: Age of Ultron kind of boring. I went for a movie that actually made me wish I had not seen it, and THAT is an achievement in and of itself, because I always try to take something positive or some entertainment value on what I decide to sit down and watch. So it boiled down to a tie:

The early 2000s Daredevil movie and the more recent Ricki and the Flash. The only 2 movies that I was actually physically, literally, angry that I watched that movie.

Daredevil was a rental back in the day because I kept hearing people saying "it was BETTER than Spider-Man!!!!" I was like "holy shit, BETTER!? Daredevil is my second favorite Marvel character and though I thought Matt Damon looked more like Matt Murdock, I'll check it out!" The girlfriend I had at the time hated it so much she didn't finish it while we were watching it. And when the credits finally ended, I noticed I had formed fists and was clenching my teeth. And it was the whole scene between Matt and Electra when he's trying to find out her name. That's when it lost me. No, not even the cheesy "you know what sound that is? JUSTICE!" line from earlier in the subway, it was...that scene. And Colin Farrell as Bullseye. I didn't mind Kingpin so much. So what do I do? Last month I bought the dvd, theatrical cut AND director's cut (which I've never seen), AND Electra (which I did see once. I liked it better than Daredevil. Jennifer Garner :heart: ). Why? Because the Netflix Daredevil series won't have season 3 until 2018 and I needed my fix. Yes, that purchase that day was me jonesing for Daredevil stuff. At least all three dvds came out to $8 for all three. That's how much I LOVE the Netflix Daredevil series (even if I dare say that they dropped the ball in season 2 with the Electra story arc. The Punisher story arc more than compensates for it, though).

Ricki and the Flash....oh. My. God. What a mess of a movie. I love Meryl Streep. From Kramer vs Kramer (an all-time fave of mine) to The Devil Wears Prada, I love her. She has her missteps now and then, but with the legendary career she's had, it can slide sometimes. But I think the ABBA fest Mama Mia! traumatized her as a singer. It was pretty...bad. Then she had singing coaching for Into The Woods (another movie that fell into the "I didn't hate it, just got bored" category) and she tries singing more old school rock in this one. I have to say, that was the WORST acting I EVER saw from her. The story was all over the place, the directing was all over the place, it's like they tried to cram 3 different movies into 1 and at some point the actors just gave up. I don't know who's fault this movie sucked so bad to me, all I know is that I got PISSED! LOL Even now I feel the anger welling up in my throat. Oh, sorry, that was just a cough from the bronchitis, moving on.

It's been a LONG time since I've written a journal like this. Feels kind of nice, actually. Thank you guys if any of you bothered reading all this nonsense. Catch you all next time!
-Cough, cough

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Alvaro Cortes Ortiz Jr
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United States
Serene Chaos.

Current Residence: New York
Favourite genre of music: Rock, latin rock, alternative
Favourite style of art: Just about any art style, really
Operating System: Windows XP
Wallpaper of choice: Samurai X
Skin of choice: Zayra Alvarez <3
Favourite cartoon character: Samurai X
Personal Quote: "It's better to be hated for who you are, than to be loved for who you aren't."
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yuuike Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Ahhhh thank you so much for the watch bby:iconmuahplz: I really appreciate it <333

If you like my art feel free to check me out on YouTube ,Tumblr , or Facebook  :iconasdfghbeeplz: //shamelessly advertises LOL
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Lance-Danger Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
No problem, Happy New Year!
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Izunichi Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you so much for the watch, I really appreciate it ; v ; 
Please take care and have a nice day Hug ; U ;
Happy New Year! ^^
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Lance-Danger Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you, happy new year! :glomp:
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Molnja Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2015
 Thanks for the watch
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Lance-Danger Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
No problem :highfive:
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Distorted-Echo Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2015
Thank you so much for the watch, you have no idea how much it means to me! If you like my cosplays feel free to check out my Facebook if you want :D
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Lance-Danger Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
No problem, definitely will check that out :)
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RobotCatArt Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
2015-1024-ChibiNekoSticker by RobotCatArt  
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Lance-Danger Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
:highfive:
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